I’m a culinary genius!

Fried pork loin, seasoned, torn into pieces

1/4 Napa cabbage, thinly sliced

Avocado, diced

1/2 Cucumber, quartered & sliced

“thumb” of smoked Gouda cheese, diced

Toss it all in a bowl with a few twists of freshly ground black pepper, freshly squeezed juice of half a lemon, a few splashes of red wine vinegar, and a couple glugs of olive oil.

(No pictures because I wolfed it down way, way too quickly.)